General - We agree to provide you with information and other computer services subject to the Terms of Service outlined below. You agree to use our service in accordance with these Terms. Because the Web is an evolving medium, we may need to change these Terms of Service from time to time, in which case we will post the revised Terms of Service at this location. By continuing to use our services after we post any such changes, you accept the Terms of Service, as modified.

Submissions - All submissions become property of Datafloss Industries.  We reserve the right to republish, mock, photochop, distort, and change your submission at our whim.  Photos of nude females are welcome at all times.

Truth - We agree to publish the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, except if the lies are funnier than the truth, then we will publish lies.

Resale or Disclosure of Personal Information - We do not sell, rent, loan, trade, or lease any personal information collected at our site, including membership forms or email lists, except if we get an exceptionally good offer to sell it to someone else.  For a good bottle of scotch, a cuban cigar, or even a bottle of beer, we would probably give the sleaziest telemarketers all your vital information.

Clowns - No fucking clowns allowed at Datafloss.  Take your greasepaint, red noses, and floppy shoes outta here.